"New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
-Mark Twain
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
-Oscar Wilde
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
-James Agate